Give Me Your Money
Why?
Any option below will suffice:
- You missed my birthday, half birthday, or christmas present.
- You 'ran out of/don't have any' friends to freely advertise my music to, and feel obligated to give me a non-tax-deductable gift.
- You foresee the eventual planetary outcome, and want to get on my good side before I become world dictator.
- You don't deserve to own an exotic car, but I do.
- Investments in stocks or real estate result in higher losses than simply giving your cash to me.
What do I get in return, for giving you money?
Absolutely nothing. Not even a tax-deductable receipt, (because it's not a donation, it's a gift). I may use some of the extra dough to buy better gear, which could result in me spending a bit more of my free time making great free music. But don't count on it, as this would be entirely un-related.
So you seriously think I'm going to give you something for nothing?
I can best answer this with a question:
Is giving money to starving African children, really any different?
Yes, I realize there is no paypal link, or no real info on how to get your money to me. But isn't it more fun having to figure that out?
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