joelnielsen.com



Composer / Producer / Sound Designer
and Future Yacht Owner (with your help)

Give Me Your Money

Why?
Any option below will suffice:

  • The Black Mesa Soundtrack sucked big time. But seven wasted years should be worth something.
  • I will put your alcohol/smoke/drug money to better use.
  • You don't currently have any friends, but for the right price, I will consider it.
  • All that gear on the Studio page had to have been expensive, or stolen.
  • You cannot stand to live in a world in which I do not own a yacht.
  • Investments in stocks or real estate result in higher losses than simply giving your cash to me.

So what do I get in return for giving you money?

Absolutely nothing, other than the satisfaction of knowing I will never be forced to sell myself on a street corner.


So you seriously think I'm going to give you something for nothing?

Lets be honest, is sending money to starving African children, really any different?


Well, you kinda sound like an asshole, but you make some interesting points. So how do I relinquish my money?

Head on over to the Black Mesa Soundtrack page, and use the paypal link there. With a smile.


Copyright 2012 Joel Nielsen